Has the World No Dignity: Justin Bieber Trading Cards

No, this isn’t some kind of joke; your eyes do not deceive. There exists such a thing as Justin Bieber trading cards. I accidentally clicked onto the TicketMaster merchandise store while looking for some tickets and found this little gem. A quick google search proved their authenticity. Available in classics such as “Spiderbieber,” “Bieberhulk,” and my personal favorite, “Superbieber,” they’re sure to please anyone with a slow and painful death wish. In case the image seared into your retinas from the card wasn’t enough, a free sticker is thrown in with every pack, allowing for plenty of masochistic fun to go around. These are sure to be a huge seller this holiday season, so be sure to pick up your pack before the spring brush fire rush. Head over to Amazon, where there seem to be quite a few used packs on sale.

